Post by @bontchev@infosec.exchange
Let's see. I think next we get the Atlantic and Pacific Oceans renamed for Eric and Donald, Jr. Since the Strait of Hormuz is now US territory, it will be renamed the Strait of Ivanka. Tiffany will get the Arctic Ocean, leaving the Greenland Sea for Barron, after Trump annexes (or claims to have annexed) Greenland.
@SteveBellovin This is ridiculous! No way is he going to rename the largest ocean on the planet after anyone but himself.
@bontchev The Donald J. Trump State Park in New York is a perfect metaphor for his presidency: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donald_J._Trump_State_Park
(I used to drive regularly along the Taconic Parkway, and was always seriously annoyed by those signs.)