Post by @the_etrain@beige.party

Staff Chief of Joints
@the_etrain @beige.party

I'm ready to start calling some races. First up, Nacho Cheese has defeated Cool Ranch.

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Just Annie
@LikeItOrLumpIt @mstdn.social

@the_etrain

OMG!!! 🤣 You're STILL a trip, Chief.

@the_etrain in a landslide. wasn’t even close.

Large Format Projectionist
@Benhm3 @mastodon.social

@the_etrain

Nope nope nope, false facts. Everyone knows Bad Breath in a Bag (tm) [Cool Ranch] is infinitely better than mere Nacho Cheese. Also, no yellow fingers to give away how one's mouth can smell like a sewage treatment plant.

Actually, sewage treatment plants smell better. (Used to live near the biggest one.)

@the_etrain@beige.party NACHO : Not A Chance Hormuz Opens.

TeflonTrout :bc: he/him :pumpkin_smirk:
@TeflonTrout @beige.party

@the_etrain I DEMAND A HAND RECOUNT

there is beauty in simplicity
@kinsale42 @mstdn.games

@TeflonTrout @the_etrain I've counted and recounted and I still have two hands

Staff Chief of Joints
@the_etrain @beige.party
for a day, while . . . :ablobpats:
@cgsines @mastodon.world

@the_etrain

thank fuckin' god . . .

You S Blues
@patmikemid @sfba.social

@the_etrain fuck yes, sanity prevails.

wohali
@wohali @timeloop.cafe

@the_etrain Any news yet on right Twix vs. left Twix?

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Staff Chief of Joints
@the_etrain @beige.party

@wohali
It's a competitive race. Left Twix has a narrow lead.

Michigander :toad:
@Michigander @toad.social

@the_etrain Nacho Cheese makes a lot of promises tonight, but just wait until tomorrow

surdfish
@surdfish @beige.party

@the_etrain

On a scale of Nacho Cheese to Cool Ranch, how high are you right now?

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Staff Chief of Joints
@the_etrain @beige.party

@surdfish
Nacho ranch. I mean. Wait.

tuban_muzuru
@tuban_muzuru @beige.party

@the_etrain @surdfish

Nacho Libre !

surdfish
@surdfish @beige.party

@tuban_muzuru @the_etrain

Cool cheese, cool cheese 🤙🧀

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tuban_muzuru
@tuban_muzuru @beige.party

@surdfish @the_etrain

Nacho: I'm not listening to you! You only believe in Science. That's probably why we never win!

Esqueleto: We never win because you are fat!