Post by @maxleibman@beige.party

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@maxleibman those are his three stages of evolution, you know like Pokemon :P

@matus_chochlik @maxleibman here’s hoping he evolves to Deleteman.

@WideEyedCurious @maxleibman I just hope he deletes himself, not other people.

@maxleibman literally just ripping off Jeff VanderMeer characters at this point

@maxleibman If we press all three at the same time, does he restart?

@maxleibman If you run Linux you'll get Sam Metaman and Sam Superman as well.

@hakona @maxleibman Awww I wasn't first to that one. Ah well, better luck next time. :)

@maxleibman my laptop has a copilot key, so...

@thomasmey If you do a root cause analysis, that one is him, too.

@maxleibman He's a supercalifragilisticexpialifascist.

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Also implied:

Sam Mainman (online)
Sam Jungman (in Germany)

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Also implies the existence of Sam Mainman too.

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Sam Spaceman ... as if!😂

@maxleibman That is his plan.

@maxleibman And Sam Shi(f)tman

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Ooh! Ooh! End task!

@maxleibman@beige.party And all this time the Fediverse had an existential crisis about Embrace Extend Extinguish, when it was really Control Alt Delete all along.

@maxleibman end process
FORCE
QUIT
PROCESS

@maxleibman dear god if only

@maxleibman

I hate you

@GhostOnTheHalfShell That’s the consensus.

@maxleibman ;)

@maxleibman Sam Superman

Linux calls Windows the Super key.

@maxleibman many people would like to see him deleted.

@maxleibman @drahardja Sam Deleteman is Sam Altman's archnemesis.

@maxleibman he’s definitely not the Main Man

@maxleibman We want Sam Deleteman please.

@maxleibman the three horsemen of the Reboot.

@maxleibman and Sam Neuman

@maxleibman I three finger salute you. 😈 🖖

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Sam Altman implies the existence of Dean Altman, only they drive around in a 1978 Mustang and feed little kids to hungry monsters.

@maxleibman Sam LeftAltman and Sam RightAltman

@maxleibman Sam AltGrman

@maxleibman Sam Altwoman

@maxleibman Deleteman sounds something out of Kojima game about generative AI

@maxleibman Sam Altram