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Max Leibman
@maxleibman @beige.party

Sam Altman implies the existence of Sam Controlman and Sam Deleteman.

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JustaJason 🦜
@JustaJason007 @beige.party
Matúš Chochlík
@matus_chochlik @mastodon.online

@maxleibman those are his three stages of evolution, you know like Pokemon :P

@matus_chochlik @maxleibman here’s hoping he evolves to Deleteman.

Matúš Chochlík
@matus_chochlik @mastodon.online

@WideEyedCurious @maxleibman I just hope he deletes himself, not other people.

@maxleibman literally just ripping off Jeff VanderMeer characters at this point

Jim Sullivan
@RIJim @mastodon.social

@maxleibman If we press all three at the same time, does he restart?

@maxleibman If you run Linux you'll get Sam Metaman and Sam Superman as well.

Devin Prater :blind:
@pixelate @tweesecake.social

@hakona @maxleibman Awww I wasn't first to that one. Ah well, better luck next time. :)

thomasmey
@thomasmey @social.tchncs.de

@maxleibman my laptop has a copilot key, so...

Max Leibman
@maxleibman @beige.party

@thomasmey If you do a root cause analysis, that one is him, too.

Maximummium Overacticans
@aka_quant_noir @hcommons.social

@maxleibman He's a supercalifragilisticexpialifascist.

David Nash
@dpnash @c.im

@maxleibman

Also implied:

Sam Mainman (online)
Sam Jungman (in Germany)

Sue Briccay :flag_asexual:
@essjayjay @tech.lgbt

@maxleibman

Also implies the existence of Sam Mainman too.

🇨🇦 Littler-k
@OohOkayKay @beige.party

@maxleibman
Sam Spaceman ... as if!😂

FoolishOwl
@foolishowl @social.coop

@maxleibman That is his plan.

jfml - Jonas Laugs
@jfml @mastodon.art

@maxleibman And Sam Shi(f)tman

Hot Dog Water
@GGMcBG @mstdn.plus

@maxleibman

Ooh! Ooh! End task!

@maxleibman@beige.party And all this time the Fediverse had an existential crisis about Embrace Extend Extinguish, when it was really Control Alt Delete all along.

Noodlemaz
@noodlemaz @mstdn.games

@maxleibman end process
FORCE
QUIT
PROCESS

lonely extrovert
@rothko @beige.party

@maxleibman dear god if only

GhostOnTheHalfShell
@GhostOnTheHalfShell @masto.ai

@maxleibman

I hate you

Max Leibman
@maxleibman @beige.party

@GhostOnTheHalfShell That’s the consensus.

GhostOnTheHalfShell
@GhostOnTheHalfShell @masto.ai
Devin Prater :blind:
@pixelate @tweesecake.social

@maxleibman Sam Superman

Linux calls Windows the Super key.

Dud again.
@BackFromTheDud @mas.to

@maxleibman many people would like to see him deleted.

Em :official_verified:
@Em0nM4stodon @infosec.exchange

@maxleibman @drahardja Sam Deleteman is Sam Altman's archnemesis.

Paskajärven kaunis Charlotta
@menneisyytesi @eliitin-some.fi

@maxleibman he’s definitely not the Main Man

Pffff...
@1HommeAzerty @mamot.fr

@maxleibman We want Sam Deleteman please.

WishGate
@WishGate @mastodon.social

@maxleibman the three horsemen of the Reboot.

Hubert Figuière
@hub @cosocial.ca

@maxleibman and Sam Neuman

Darberoom
@Darberoom1954 @mastodon.social

@maxleibman I three finger salute you. 😈 🖖

Perrin42
@Perrin42 @mastodon.social

@maxleibman

Sam Altman implies the existence of Dean Altman, only they drive around in a 1978 Mustang and feed little kids to hungry monsters.

Colin Burgess
@colinburgess @mastodon.nz

@maxleibman Sam LeftAltman and Sam RightAltman

El ingenioso Neandertal
@HydrePrever @mathstodon.xyz

@maxleibman Sam AltGrman

Musned
@myself @mastodon.online

@maxleibman Sam Altwoman

Pēteris Krišjānis
@peteriskrisjanis @toot.lv

@maxleibman Deleteman sounds something out of Kojima game about generative AI

Tomasz Nurkiewicz
@nurkiewicz @fosstodon.org

@maxleibman Sam Altram