Post by @redsad@ohai.social

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[Searches for library card]

@redsad pretty sure the song The Library by The Barbarians of California is about this headline. I've been wondering what it reminded me of. 😄

"I saw the rebels hiding in the library
I saw a naked lady at the library
Weapons of mass destruction at the library
...
A clown had me in stitches at the library
The blank of all the pages at the library
I saw a creepy dude up in the library"

@redsad I've clearly been going to the wrong libraries

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Nazism only has one playbook, with zero updates.

@redsad finally, the kids are replacing dating apps with something that works

@redsad cue up the book-burning fires!

@redsad Glad I got my library card. Hopefully they fixed the air conditioning.

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How does a drug infest a library? Sounds more like book worms and silverfish to me.

@redsad I get it, but this really isn't funny. This obvious lie about libraries is about abolishing libraries which is Orwellian.

@redsad every time I think I'm as disgusted as I could possibly be with republicans, they prove me wrong.

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That's disgusting. Where?

@redsad Don't they insist on QUIET, anymore?
Btw, that comma is definitely unnecessary - but, what can we expect from Faux?

@redsad that comma tells me that the people who run this show could stand to spend some time in their local library

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Just when I thought humanity couldn't get dumber, fix news surprises me again and again

Hugz & xXx

@redsad that comma is bothering me more than it has any right to

@schratze @redsad drug, infested, sex, dens