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fox news "the five" reporting that "libraries are turning into drug infested sex dens"
fox news "the five" reporting that "libraries are turning into drug infested sex dens"

just when you thought libraries couldn't get any cooler

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thefathippy
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@redsad

[Searches for library card]

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Emily Vale, Gendermancer
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@redsad pretty sure the song The Library by The Barbarians of California is about this headline. I've been wondering what it reminded me of. 😄

"I saw the rebels hiding in the library
I saw a naked lady at the library
Weapons of mass destruction at the library
...
A clown had me in stitches at the library
The blank of all the pages at the library
I saw a creepy dude up in the library"

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Marge吴静玫
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@redsad @sillyCoelophysis I unintentionally interrupted a handjob in a library once.
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Marc Mims
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@WuMargaret @redsad @sillyCoelophysis So my library card has even more benefits than I realized?
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ZenHeathen 🇨🇦
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@redsad I've clearly been going to the wrong libraries

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Angie
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@redsad

Nazism only has one playbook, with zero updates.

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Andres
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@redsad finally, the kids are replacing dating apps with something that works

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Benji Mauer
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@redsad cue up the book-burning fires!

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ZiggyZapf
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@redsad Glad I got my library card. Hopefully they fixed the air conditioning.

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Zaphod Beeblebrox
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@redsad
How does a drug infest a library? Sounds more like book worms and silverfish to me.

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WhichOne'sPink 🇫🇮
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@redsad I get it, but this really isn't funny. This obvious lie about libraries is about abolishing libraries which is Orwellian.

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Dan Morris
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@redsad every time I think I'm as disgusted as I could possibly be with republicans, they prove me wrong.

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My God. It's full of sitars.
@OrdRadical @beige.party
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@redsad
That's disgusting. Where?

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Freda The Covid Unicorn 😷
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@redsad Don't they insist on QUIET, anymore?
Btw, that comma is definitely unnecessary - but, what can we expect from Faux?

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Xauri'EL Zwaan
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@redsad that comma tells me that the people who run this show could stand to spend some time in their local library

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Melissa BearTrix
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@redsad

Just when I thought humanity couldn't get dumber, fix news surprises me again and again

Hugz & xXx

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rain truther
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@redsad that comma is bothering me more than it has any right to

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Jaz Distro
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@schratze @redsad drug, infested, sex, dens

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Charles :trans: , fuck all GenAI
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@schratze @redsad

This is the problem with getting anti-literacy campaigners to write text.