Post by @Perrin42@mastodon.social

Max Leibman
@maxleibman @beige.party

Here's a formula for an interesting Mastodon post:

1. Make a list
2. Have a few normal, commonsense suggestions
3. Something something sink into moss and haunt the bog
4. One more normal bullet point

Perrin42
@Perrin42 @mastodon.social

@maxleibman

1. Make a list.
2. Check it twice.
3. Create a global panopticon to monitor the behavior of every human being on the planet at all times.
4. Find out who's naughty and nice.

@Perrin42@mastodon.social @maxleibman@beige.party
Halfway through the list, I thought you were Santa Claus

Replying to @oz1tmm
Perrin42
@Perrin42 @mastodon.social

@oz1tmm @maxleibman

How else do you think he sees you when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake? It's actually very sinister when you think about it.

Perrin42
@Perrin42 @mastodon.social

@oz1tmm @maxleibman

Santa is a significant investor in Flock cameras.