Post by @maxleibman@beige.party

@maxleibman

1. Make a list.
2. Check it twice.
3. Create a global panopticon to monitor the behavior of every human being on the planet at all times.
4. Find out who's naughty and nice.

@Perrin42@mastodon.social @maxleibman@beige.party
Halfway through the list, I thought you were Santa Claus

@oz1tmm Have you ever seen @Perrin42 and Santa together at the same time?

@maxleibman @oz1tmm

Likes to wear red, has pointy-eared underlings, essentially omniscient, punish the wicked with coal... Is Santa Satan?

@Perrin42@mastodon.social @maxleibman@beige.party
Just as elusive. Might as well be

@maxleibman@beige.party @Perrin42@mastodon.social
I have never seen either, to be honest.

@oz1tmm @maxleibman

How else do you think he sees you when you're sleeping and knows when you're awake? It's actually very sinister when you think about it.

@oz1tmm @maxleibman

Santa is a significant investor in Flock cameras.

@maxleibman Step 3 is load-bearing. The whole thing falls apart without it.

@maxleibman
And in my case, Max, add, "Bong hits for [list topic]" at the end.