Post by @maxleibman@beige.party

Here's a formula for an interesting Mastodon post:

1. Make a list
2. Have a few normal, commonsense suggestions
3. Something something sink into moss and haunt the bog
4. One more normal bullet point

@maxleibman

1. Make a list.
2. Check it twice.
3. Create a global panopticon to monitor the behavior of every human being on the planet at all times.
4. Find out who's naughty and nice.

@Perrin42@mastodon.social @maxleibman@beige.party
Halfway through the list, I thought you were Santa Claus